Gombalisme by @izakkkk

Oke hari ini,tepatnya rabu tanggal 23 maret 2011,dimana anak-anak smu jakarta merayakan keberhasilan mereka melewati FuckingNightmare UAS gue mau bagi-bagi,ehm lebih tepatnya lagi copas tweet-tweet gombal yang udah dibuat sama temen gue satu ini :

Yep itu izakkkk si Bang puki ganteng dari kelasan gue udah handal/mahir/lihai/dewa dalam masalah ngegombalin/digombalin cewe,btw untuk lebih lanjutnya mari kita lihat hasil copasan gue dari twitternya si puki https://twitter.com/#!/izakkkk  :

1.Kalo satu-satunya cara untuk bertemu kamu adalah dalam mimpi aku ga mau bangun dari mimpi itu..

2.Cowok : kamu suka main layangan yah? Cewek : iya, emang kenapa? Cowok : pantesan kamu pinter banget narik - ulur hatiku

3.Cowok : kakek kamu bekas penjajah ya? Cewek : loh kok kamu tau sih? Cowok : iya soalnya hati aku kayak di jajah sama kamu

4.cowok :eh eh….bapak kamu penjual lampu ya? cewek : engga tu, emang kenapa? cowok : soalnya kamu selalu menerangi hatiku

5.yang, Cintaku padamu sama seperti tarif listrik dan BBM, Ga pernah turun tapi selalu naik

6.Co : Bapak kamu tukang ketoprak ya? Ce : Kok tau? Co : soalnya kamu habis mengulek-ulek hatiku

ohiya dan ini ada beberapa tweet "jika" juga dari mastermistermustardpiece puki izakkkk

1.#jika lo memilih dia jadi pacar lo hanya karena dia sering menghibur lo, mending lo pacarin aja badut sulap

2.#jika lo memilih dia jadi pacar lo hanya karena dia jago maen bola, mending lo pacarin aja tuh Adebayor

and btw kalo lo mau tetep update tweet gombal bin ngehe ini,lo tinggal follow aja si empu yang ngeracik tweet-tweet gombal diatas @izakkkk 

p.s : follow gue juga yaaa @ardvt :P

buat seseorang yang udah nyolong hati gue (realita)

Vir,tolong denger gue..

Vir,tolong tatap mata gue..

lo tuli ? lo buta ? apa emang lo ga ngerti keadaan kita?

berharap..

berharap yang tak pasti...

di saat saung lembah sudah mulai dirayapi dinginnya

angin..

setelah kita selesai chatting,kita saling mengatakan

selamat pagi & selamat tidur,gue mungkin bahagia

dan gue berharap lo juga (seenggaknya).

gue kenal lo (sebatas senior smp)

lo kurang kenal gue (wajar)

mungkin kita berdua masih kurang mengenal..

dan itu disebut proses,proses untuk gue yang bermimpi

ngedapetin lo dan proses untuk lo yang berusaha mengingat gue..

berusaha ngebantu lo keluar dari memori lama bagai 

katak yang terjebak di mulut ular

sebuah cermin dibuat untuk mengalihkan pandangan orang

dan itu gue,berusaha mengalihkan memori lama lo dengan

memori tentang lo dan gue.

terlanjur..

penyesalan..

gue egois,terburu-buru

mata hati telinga gue udah keburu ketutup

sama bayangan cerita cinta kita berdua

"hey met,ini cinta" sahut ingatan

betapa hebatnya ingatan itu

ingatan tentang hubungan tanpa status kita..

dan kini..

kesalahan lama,meyakinkan lo tentang cinta

yang tak pasti.

kesalahan baru,bodohnya gue...

this is Memet & The Kampang's !!!!

Hey ladies & gentleman please welcome...Brad Pitt Memet & the Kampang's !!!

Now from the first

Achmad Pratomo a.k.a Thome 

Okay..his name is Achmad Pratomo,and he's our vocalist,not so tall but still taller him than me -__-,he's my friend since 10th grade until now,actually,if i go to his house his mother always gave me snack :9....

Muhammad Arif Rahman a.k.a Gopek 

Now the second people,is goppe,our best man eater from school,have good voice,thome best friend since 10th grade and he's our love guru...have some good philosophy about love..

p.s : beside him is tari,she's just can smile like that :P

3.Nurman Hidayah a.k.a Norman

yeah,he's small but not smaller than me,at least our height same,btw his job is to scream when we need some scream B) and i know him when 11th grade

p.s : he's not tarzan,this picture took in grojogan sewu,when we go trip to jogja & solo

4.Indra Purnama a.k.a Inyong

this is the fourth man in our band,his name is inyong i dunno what on earth why he called like that,oh and now in 12th grade he's my chairmate,hahaha

5.Imandini Fauzi a.k.a Jabuy

here we are in fifth man is jabuy a.k.a MASTENG he's personality is slow but sure,can play good instrument but still don't know left & right :P he's our best guitarist have band too in his suburban..


























6.it's me Aria Atyanto Satwiko a.k.a memet

well,it;s like brad pitt & angelina jolie right? ;) this is me,still appreantice but will be sure someday will be a true handsome boy,have big scar in my left hand is not the problem to get a girlfriend ;)


p.s : beside me is anne,an arabic girl from my class
























7.Nurman Izlaq a.k.a Ijak Bewok

this is our young face but old age his name is ijak,still thinking why human have brain bigger than monkey and he's have girlfriend called RENIWOKWOK caled ijak bewok 'cause his father "bewoknyalebatbangetmihihiy" still learn double pedal & have bad good attitude in front his girlfriend...


























8.Airlangga Priyo Hanindito a.k.a Bonggeng
langga or you can call him bonggeng,the most wanted person in the world !!! have no fear,but very weak with woman,i think i'm the stubborn in the kampang's until i know he's more stubborn than me :p


















9.Tri Hutomo Putro a.k.a Utho

this nice guy beside me is utho,his mind absolutely between satanic and death..have two opposite mind i know him from 10th Grade,and until now we're still friend...






























10.Widyarini Pritakelempungningrum

iki jenenge mbakayune pretty ningrum,yo aku upload foto si mbakyu ono loro,dadine komputerku rodo pedot,tapi ora opo-opo lah,sing penting mbakyu hepi,nek nang sekolah kuwi mbakyu gaweanne mangan->turu->mangan->mulih->turu meneh (lho kok koyo kethek yo?)tapi tetap wae mbakyu kuwi sing paling ayu (nek disampingke karo atikah) tapi omongan ku sing nang ndhuwur kuwi tenanan lho,ayu tenan lho kowe mbakyu !!!!